relatable

relatable

A dick is a dick, no matter how long or thick.
Anonymous

thank you dr seuss

You do not look like what I imagined you to be. Even though I myself live in Texas, I still thought you would look cowboy like. XD I guess it's because of your accent.
Anonymous

you’re telling me you yourself live in Texas but still imagined me to be a cowboy…

why do some of y’all put numbers after your trigger tags? like i see “#slurs 12452”

#philosophicalfish #whatisha

harrystylesdildo:

fugrats:

people are blaming that woman like madonna didnt just walk right into her

That woman should have felt the air turn cold and the very hairs on her neck stand on end when Madonna came within 300 feet of her. It is her fault.

harrystylesdildo:

fugrats:

people are blaming that woman like madonna didnt just walk right into her

That woman should have felt the air turn cold and the very hairs on her neck stand on end when Madonna came within 300 feet of her. It is her fault.

Why are you so obsessed with huge dicks? Your porn blog is basically guys with massive dicks. Why are they the only concern of gays on tumblr?
Anonymous

this is such a deep question. why do people care about big dicks? #philosophicalfish

hoebutmadefashion:

ahahagerman:

Europe according to penis size

WHAT I SAID ABOUT FRENCHMEN?

who wants to fly to Paris with me?

hoebutmadefashion:

ahahagerman:

Europe according to penis size

WHAT I SAID ABOUT FRENCHMEN?

who wants to fly to Paris with me?

remember that one guy everybody thirsted over who ended up being really racist and gross